LA KEIM

Aliases: Lucas Keim, LA, Laky Mcdaky, Keimster.

Age: 31

D.O.B: February, 1986

Gender: Male

Height: 170cm

Weight: 69kg

Place of birth: Brisbane, Australia

Powers: LA Keim is completely immune to altitude sickness. This is a skill he has acquired through years of living with his head in the clouds. He once stubbed his toe and was inspired to write a screen play that took place over nine seasons titled Buenas Noches Falanges – it was written entirely in Spanish. Bizarrely, LA cannot speak or read Spanish…

CREATIVITY 100%
CULINARY COMFORTING 60%
AGILITY 70%
WISDOM 85%
BACHATA 13%
SWORDSMANSHIP 35%
PATIENCE 90%
INTUITION 100%

BRIZEYCON

Aliases: Brian Kerr, Super Cyber Shin Spider Gouki, Brizey, El Brizico

Age: 36

D.O.B: April, 1981

Gender: Male

Height: 180cm (In heels)

Weight: 80kg

Place of birth: Brisbane, Australia

Powers: Brizeycon can stay awake for days on end without suffering the fatigue of normal humans. This ability comes at the frustration of those around him as they try to sleep while he decides 3am is the perfect time to teach himself how to play the spoons while watching Cowboy Bebop for the eight hundredth time…

CREATIVITY 100%
ALCOHOL TOLERANCE 89%
AGILITY 75%
INTELLIGENCE 60%
STAMINA 80%
HUMOUR 100%
ARCHERY 17%
PATIENCE 18%